Rediscovered Romanian seeking special other half

Recently reunited with Romania after living abroad for 25 years. As I arrived, a train left Timisoara at 6am heading towards Bucharest averaging 70 Km/hour. Another train will be leaving Brasov towards Arad as soon as the Conductor returns from his bathroom break. Question: Are my chances of finding love more, less or equal to the odds that the Brasov train conductor washed his hands? Looking For: If American and asked to describe how her day went, using the adjective "like" more than 246 times per minute is a huge turnoff for me. If Romanian, all I ask is that she be solid gold. If not, a heart of gold is equally welcomed.