I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I know you have seen this already about two hundred times. I believe the words are cheap but actions speak much louder so why bother. I'll start with the bad stuff. I'm impulsive and restless at times, I can't kill a fly, I cuss to often and I stay up way too late way too often . I do eat junk food sometimes and hang out aimlessly. Can you relate? How about you? You are curious about the world around you? You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life? The rest is negotiable.